A Gentleman Doesn't Count.

Dear Julian Assange,

I know many people perceive you as a promiscuous man, having to sleep with two women within the period of one week. This has caused outrage to some women especially those extreme feminists. And the rape allegations did not work to your advantage either.

However, they have no idea how it is like being an extremely good looking 6' 2" idealist/activist badass that is not only of high intelligence and calibre, but also a person that is outspoken, pugnacious, courageous, charming and with great sense of humour. And that damn sexy baritone voice. Being all of these and more obviously attracts a LOT of women of every size, ethnicity, age and many other variation. Myself is obviously included (you like wide hips and a heart that can cradle sun you say? *seductive wink*). With all these different beauties coming to you from different angles, one would only expect that at some point, you'd have the tendency to give in.

So Mr Assange, it doesn't matter that you have slept with those two Swedish women in the same week, I forgive you.

ps; what do Anna and Sofia have to complain anyway? While others are patiently waiting in line, they got to sleep with you rather easily! Lucky bitches.

I pray for your safety wherever you are.

Love,
Far.